Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
The Olympian is in my bed
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