WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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