i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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