I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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