there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
