Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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