You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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