If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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