You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Houston, we have a squirter
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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