the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
...so i touched it.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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