I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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