No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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