Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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