it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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