I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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