West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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