is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I want a musical about memes.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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