please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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