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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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