I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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