I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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