That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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