If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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