If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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