i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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