Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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