i would punch a child for taco bell
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Randomize
