I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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