Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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