hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
How external is "for external use only"?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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