I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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