New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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