You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I have already put on my inside pants.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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