I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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