I need help removing her.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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