found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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