you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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