Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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