I just made out with a guy for $7.
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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