is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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