I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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