I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
he shaved USA in his pubs
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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