ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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