Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Randomize
