Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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