This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Randomize
