i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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