So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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