if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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