is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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