Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Can Purell be used as lube?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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