I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
