WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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