I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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