Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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